Book Title: Animals of the Ocean
Author: Benny Haggis-On-Whey
Format: Hardback | 62 pages
Publication Date: 17 Nov 2006
Animals of the Ocean, in Particular the Giant Squid, advances many heretofore unexplored discoveries and opinions, including: squid dating dos and don'ts; why squid are not at all able to watch television in black and white; the ways in which people who don't know any better might think fish are not animals; and the long-term effects of saltwater on musical theatre.This book does not contain a warning label, but if it did, it would advise readers to enjoy its pages only in small and furtive doses, such as while waiting your turn at tetherball.